Turning on You

The clouds and the children are constantly screaming at me to wake up. I am already awake, so why are they always yelling at me? I think they get confused sometimes, confusing me with someone else. I understand how they could get confused; one could easily confuse me with a tree, or a burning bush at any given day of the week. Clouds and children are peculiar within the ways of the words they decide to use. It is best not to tempt them, or to stand underneath their phobias. If you do, you may run the risk of having them turning on you. This is when you are able to see their true selves, their un-attained light in action. Rocks and snails are sometimes the same way. I also do not want to leave out the doodle bug. One time, I actually witnessed a doodle bug roll itself up into a tight ball, and roll itself all the way from my house to downtown. I am not sure if this doodle bug stopped, or took breaks along the way; all I know is that it must have taken this doodle bug at least a month to get all the way to downtown. But yeah, clouds and children can be dangerous sometimes; mistaking you for something you are not. You also have to watch out for the rocks and the snails. Believe me, that is the last thing you want is for a rock hitting you sideways in the head, it can cause you all sorts of brain damage. But here is the real crazy part: people actually eat snails! I know! So, do the restaurants drive around in neighborhoods after it rains, to collect these snails for items on their menus? If you wanted to eat a snail from your yard, why wouldn’t you just go outside, bring it into your kitchen, get some garlic and olive oil, and cook it up yourself? This is why the clouds and the children laugh at people most of the time. They watch as people throw rocks at one another, and eat snails for dinner. Maybe this is why people are fucked up.